Idiot!

I don't know why it took me so long to believe Napoleon when he told me that Ligers are better than Tigons. I mean we breed Ligers for their skills in magic. What do we breed Tigons for?

Well, now I know. Size matters.

Brothers Grimm Costume Ball

We're so hot and squishy

This is my wife Aimee she also went to the Brothers Grimm Costume Ball but she is a black princess from The Three Black Princesses.

Last night was the Brothers Grimm Costume Ball, so I dressed up like the kitty princess from The Poor Miller's Boy and the Cat. Fun dressing up but the ball was lame because of really lame music.

Sparking grapes and other microwave hacks

Because Rob and I tried and we couldn't succeed I looked it up:
Sparking Grapes

And some other cool microwave hacks and cool weaponry

The best jokes are real life

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