Pastafarianism

Apparantly the new rage is Pastafarianism, or worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is some peoples answer to Intelligent Design arguments. I'm not sure the FSM is for me though. I think I'll stick to Christianity even though one of the tenets of Pastafarianism is becoming a pirate to combat global warming. But for my fellow Christians out there: Can you prove (scientifically, of course) that Jesus isn't the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I'll give you a cut of my reward.